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amorphousturtle:

delicious-dream-before-the-storm:

The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

Ok, I NEED you to understand just how insane even ATTEMPTING this was for them.

1. Playing an instrument is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Don’t think I’m stepping on any toes saying that.

2. Dancing is difficult. Doing so in sync with others even more so. Still not controversial.

3. YOU AVOID, AT ALL COSTS, MOVING YOUR BODY WHILE PLAYING A WIND INSTRUMENT.  To make the correct, pleasant sounds, you need to be in the correct form. And that form involves your ENTIRE body, even your legs when sitting down.

4. “oh, but I’ve seen marching bands before and-” MARCHING BANDS HAVE ENTIRE SCIENTIFIC FIELDS DEDICATED TO FIGURING OUT HOW TO MARCH WITH MINIMUM BREAKING OF PROPER FORM. A marching band tries to be as smooth as possible while moving, so as not to jar their instrument, mouth, neck, arms, torso, or anything else.These ladies and gentlemen are BOUNCING and still playing properly, what the FU-!

5. AND ANOTHER THING! Wind instruments and dancing BOTH make demands on your breathing, so the fact that they are dancing (making you breath faster for extra oxygen) AND playing wind instruments (making you effectively hold your breath) AT THE SAME TIME is HUGE. Their lungs must be MASSIVE.

All of that also; the song is Sing, sing, sing (with a swing). If you wanna listen to some of THE SPICIEST big band ever recorded. Its a big hard song and this band does it expertly.

These people are powerful and should be feared and respected (affectionate)

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amateur-artist:

maladaptations:

mossymagicks:

ieee-official:

Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.

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this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like

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Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say

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mzcain27:

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

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manywinged:

manywinged:

people who wrap bandages around their hands to protect them and people who wear fingerless gloves are like two divergent evolutions of the same species

A pair of hands wearing black leather fingerless biker gloves.ALT
A pair of disembodied hands wearing white boxing bandage wraps.ALT

rogue class vs. fighter class

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stalactites:

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was gonna design a fishmonger character but now they are absolutely a fishfag

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puppyboygf:

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nicetomeetmew:

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

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This fucking guy.

The funniest response:

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sosuperawesome:

Xintoii on Instagram

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fairycosmos:

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven’t seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

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carpethedamndiem:

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morganoperandi:

aurpiment:

aurpiment:

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

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You understand me

“How do you turn this … HELLO? HELLO??”

“Dad? Dad! Just … you don’t need to stand that close to the scrying orb. All I can see is your eye just … just step back!”

“SON? IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOUR MOTHER WANTED ME TO ASK YOU …”

“Oh, you don’t know what you’re doing. Let me. HONEY! IT’S MOM!”

“Y-yes, Mom. I know. That’s how scrying orbs work. I can see you.”

“HONEY, I WAS TRYING THIS NEW INCANTATION AND NOW MY TULIPS ARE BREATHING FIRE. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DE-SPELL?”

“It’s … it’s ‘dispell’ Mom, I … look, I’ll have one of the kids open a portal and we’ll be right over. Just, no more incantations if you don’t know where they come from, okay?”

“OH YOU KIDS ARE SO SMART WITH THESE THINGS. MAYBE YOU CAN HELP YOUR FATHER TOO. IT’S BEEN RAINING IN THE GARAGE SINCE TUESDAY.”

“I told you I’m handling it!”

“Animating brooms to carry rainwater is not handling it, George!”

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